I've found my furever family!

After extensive fieldwork, researchers have concluded the Russell Experiment with unexpected results. Initial testing parameters called for temporary observation and rehoming, but Subject R demonstrated a 100% compatibility rate with the lab environment. Final findings confirm what preliminary data had long suggested: Subject R has successfully infiltrated the research team's ecosystem beyond scientific salvage. All attempts at maintaining professional detachment have been compromised and the board has ruled this is a Class A Adoption Scenario. Repeat: The dog is no longer under observation. The dog is home.

 

Serious note: All joking aside, Russell is home. Truly, completely home. We love him beyond measure, and whatever the original parameters of this experiment were, the outcome is perfect. Science may have failed, but our hearts won.